"Finicky" means very hard to please. "Finick" means someone like me, who is very hard to please.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Presidential Hot Line Phone: give one to a losing candidate.

These phones are great consolation prizes for losers who will never live in the White House and answer a call from the Kremlin in the middle of the night.

Send them to Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, Rand Paul,
Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Lincoln Chafee, Martin O'Malley, Chris Christie, Bobby Jindal, Carly Fiorina, Al Gore, John Kerry, Ralph Nader, Ross Perot, Bob Dole, Mike Dukakis, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Scott Walker, John McCain, Rick Santorum, Jim Gilmore, George Pataki, Michael Bloomberg, Lindsey Graham, Herman Cain, Jimmy McMillan, Sam Brownback, etc. 

Suitable for Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Whigs, Tories, anyone. Used in movies made by Paramount Pictures and Disney Studios.

This is not an empty shell or a fake phone. It's a real high-quality made-in-America phone, warranted for FIVE YEARS (nearly two presidential terms), and ready to plug in and ring. Price is $115, with FREE shipping to any destination in the 50 states. CLICK

No comments:

Post a Comment